Alright, but real shit though, drop your best quote. I'll go ahead and start for ya. The money doesn't come fast, but I sure do.

If she leaves you for another, there's always her brother.

Fries before guys tehee

If she turns off a location, her mom will be your next destination.

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My uncle broke his dick tapdancer once

My uncle once said, if you stick it in too fast, it'll hurt. Just take it slow.

They suck a sandwich no matter which ever you flip it bread comes first

If the ashes fight you know where I'm at

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

When you're in bed with your girl be a swift is a train for he can't stop