Did you do anything for St. Patrick's Day? Did you wear green? I totally forgot.

Yeah, so I was in Nashville for my best friend's bachelorette, so we went out there. It was pretty fun.

Oh my God I had a fucking green shot on Lyft hon call goes on and I look like fucking shaggy from Scooby Doo like it's like a scoop it's like purchase that

I wore green but I still got pinched

I worked all day and it sucked because I work at a fucking bar

I shot someone in the knee because they were not wearing green.

What, do Americans even celebrate some Patrick's Day? Because to be honest I don't even blame them like, summer relevant flipping holiday.

Why are you celebrating St. Patrick's Day? It's for the Irish people, not for Americans. You cannot celebrate it. We do not celebrate International President or American Day. We do not celebrate that. we celebrate Saint Patrick's.

Way We already have St. Patrick's Day no one told me

The only thing I got green on San Patres Day was my shit.

Fuck the parties day fuck St. Patrick's Day