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Nah, nah, I love the Tooth Fairy because I got $10 every tooth! Not to mention that one time, I washed two teeth in one day, and I got 20 bucks! And then when I washed my tooth on an airplane, I got another 20 bucks! Bro, like, Tooth Fairy's spoiling me!
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Have you tried hitting your teeth with a hammer?
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Have you tried hitting your teeth with a hammer? Now that's the real question here.
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Bro, of course I have, idiot. What are you, retarded? That's easy money, I be knocking out my molars every night. Easy five bands.
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Yo, that's- that's cool as shit, buddy. Rayma, sing it on God. All I wanted was you!
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Are you okay? Did you, did you just decide to say all I wanted was you, yeah?
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No, but like you're so real for that because the tooth fairy she's kind of creepy like you get me Like why is like a little fairy like coming into my room in the middle of the night and like taking my teeth like that's kind Of weird if you think about it
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Cups of the rosé, bitches in my old phone, I should call one and go home.
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Bro, shut y'all corny ass up, bitch you was corny as fuck, look at y'all dumb ass, bitch you nerdy as fuck, we had beef, fuck.
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I've been in this club too long No, no, no Happy with you
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I just had a fucking aneurysm, oh my fu-
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Plus she can watch you while you sleep. Oh my gosh. No. I'm not watching somebody like I'm not letting somebody watch me sleep
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No, for real, like, that's just, like, so weird.
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I really don't know if this is only me, but when I was younger, I thought that the tooth fairy came and got every little kid's teeth and made a castle with it. Like, made a castle with every little kid's teeth. And that just freaked me out, so.
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Yeah, bro. One night, put that tooth under my pillow. You know, I was going to sleep. I was like, mm, tooth fairy. So I wake up middle of the night, tooth fairy coming, getting my tooth. I literally shitted. I shit my fucking pants. That tooth fairy is real, yo. That tooth, I swear to God, I seen it. I shit myself. That shit was crazy.
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Bitch, I know I fuckin' hated the Tooth Fairy cause that bitch broke bone body built ass bitch only gave me fuckin' two quarters and a dollar. Broke bone ass bitch.
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Um, do you guys actually still believe in the Tooth Fairy? Because if you do, then that is a little bit childish, sorry, but I'm entitled to my own opinion so, yeah.
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Yes. Yes I do. And Santa Claus.
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Girl, no.
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You know, when I was a kid, I thought a tooth fairy came into my room, well, it did, well, I thought it came into my room and took my teeth and other kids' teeth also, and when it got home, it ate our teeth, so that's why it leaves money underneath the pillow, because that's, it's, you know, our tooth, where it's, you know, I think, damn, that's weird, I'm sorry, I don't know.
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Tooth Fairy ain't real. It's no more than it's your parents putting money under your pillow. Maybe a dollar if you're lucky. Tooth Fairy's not real.
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No one will tell you who you are, sir!
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Well, for me personally, there was no tooth fairy when I was a kid. My parents would just clearly tell me, okay, your tooth fell, put it under your pillow and when you wake up, we've taken it and we put money instead of that. So it was just clear.
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