I literally cannot control what the picture looks like like I'm sorry the mirror is so fucking small and it was skinny so made my legs look long as fuck shit I'm 51 what the fuck do you want me to do

Bro I'm literally 51 this so for real I don't know why it's like that in the picture

Like I mean you look alright whatever but like why the flip are you like stretching your legs out to look like this is incredible like like what the flip buddy like what why is your leg like that

Dude it's like is the Mira promise like it'll literally make you look taller depending on like if you're tall and you don't fit in the mirror and then she looks shorter and you can't see yourself but for me it makes me look taller because I made it fit my height

Alright, yeah, so yeah, what I understood from that was that you stole that one mirror from the circus that makes you look taller and put that shit in your room.

Alright, alright. Yeah, you caught me. I was in a circus and I stole it when they fired me, but like that's okay though

Yeah, yeah, I 100% believe that you were in a circus. I mean, you look like a clown, so that's enough proof.

My God I love you so don't hurt my feelings dude I'll be so fuck you for real you you can't listen right obviously open the damn years

My ears are open, I just don't listen to people who look like Mrs. Incredible with them long-ass legs.

I'm literally 51 but I can't control what the mirror looks like don't worry though I got a new one so quit Trippin

knock knock

Everyone says I have an accent. I don't hear it. Um, I literally live in like the south, so I guess like I'm just used to it, so I don't really hear it. but thank you so much.

She's so cute! Oh my god! Oh, you're so pretty too! I just want you to know you're really fucking pretty.

Hey Christina you could've said thank you cause you know celebrity go sit there like the message you could've said thank you

Oh my God you say my name wrong it's Cristiano and I'm sorry it was late at night and I was tired and forgot I'm sorry thank you so much girl

No I literally eat so much and I just literally just can't gain weight like I try I don't know what to do somebody like tell me how to gain weight please do

I can't wait fairly easily. I say just eat a bunch of shit unhealthy foods all the stuff that's bad for you