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Pixie Glitter 428d
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Sarah 426d
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So the fucking smoke alarm just went off in my building. I don't mean to like smoke detector in my apartment I mean the loud-ass one that rings throughout the entire fucking building now My next-door neighbors have a fire alarm like the old-school kind you see in a fucking school You know old school in a school that you pull down They have one right next to their front door and I had just heard them go outside and then shortly after it goes off And then I heard them go. Oh shit And so I think they fucking pulled it on accident. I don't know but it was loud as shit Everyone's out of the fucking building standing in the street looking at the building to see if it's on fire Like three of us are on the phone with 911 The firefighters finally fucking show up. They can't detect fire anywhere. There's no smoke. There's no fucking fire I live in a very small building There's only eight apartments So how come the alarm went off? someone pulled it right someone had to have fucking pulled it someone had to have fucking pulled it right please validate that I'm not crazy that I am a grown-ass adult that lives with fucking children who literally just pulled the fire alarm probably on accident but still were they gonna come out and acknowledge that they did it were they gonna come out and tell all of the fearful neighbors who are standing around looking for the fire oh whoops Sorry, that was me. It was an accident. Don't be scared. No, they're gonna go in their fucking house like the cowards They are and wait for someone else to deal with the problem Which is gonna be me because I'm constantly the only fucking grown up in the room But you'll all be glad to know that my apartment did not burn down But if you want to hear the story about the time my apartment did burn down comment below.
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your neighbors every time you have a story about them it's like oh my god Those are not good neighbors. And I feel bad for you.
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Because, yeah, I know how fire drills work. You have to literally pull those things. They're not going to work without someone pulling them.
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Unless lightning strikes them. Like lightning strikes a fire alarm, it'll go off. And I know that from experience. but I'm pretty sure lightning didn't strike.
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I've always wanted to pull a fire alarm. I mean, I would never do it, but I've always wanted to.
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