No, I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. I truly love tea and chili and rest in peace left eye.

Well, I can't disagree with you there, Perez. I do love some TLC. But damn it, why are you still popping up in my feed? I don't understand this. Stereo, fix it. Perez Hilton is harassing me by spamming my stereo with his 9000 posts a day that are completely irrelevant to current times. OK, just saying.