What the hell? That's what killed my uncle? That's Tobias Bernard Samuels on behalf of my uncle. Red Bill killed my uncle! No! Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels.

I mean, they used to put actual cocaine in Coca-Cola, so why wouldn't you think they would put all that weird shit in Red Bull? Now we know why it gives you wings.

See, see I was telling my consort and my son to leave them energy drinks alone. Look what she been found just putting it in a piss cup like you want to test the piss. Oh my my my my. Red Bull, you have some answering to do.