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Y'all, let me tell you about the time I had to teach somebody how to cut steak on a date. So I was going out with this dude, we'll call him Billy. And it was like our first date, he decided to take me to TGI Fridays. And I had never been to TGI Fridays. I was like, you know, I'm down. Like, I'm that's cool with me. Again, I'm not picky. I know that lists where women had an issue with certain places. I'm not that type. Just don't take me somewhere that's not going to be like, fun. Like, I don't, I don't, I'll go to the Cheesecake Factory. Let's say that. I love the Cheesecake Factory. But anywho. Um, so we go to TGI Friday, he's like wanting to, you know, you know, eat there. And I was like, okay, cool. Because apparently he's go there all the time. So he wants to eat at the bar. I'm like, okay, I guess that's fine. Even though I kind of want the booth, but I was like, okay, that's cool. And everything. I should have known red flag number one, he snapped his fingers like at the waitress like, and it was like waving at her like she I was like, I don't know why that irked me but it did. But what got me was so our food came out. I got chicken, Brussels sprouts, mashed potatoes, and he gets a steak, asparagus, and I think mashed potatoes as well too. And this dude, I swear for God, right hand up. He literally had ripped the steak with his hands. And I couldn't believe before my eyes and I was like, um, do you mind if I teach you how to cut steak? Or do you know how he's like, he didn't know how so I basically told him how to cut steak. And that was the last date that we had.
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