People who start hopping around when they fucking stub their toe are fucking weird. Like, you know, I stub my toe and I turn around and say, fuck you, to the table. Like, with your ugly ass, brown ass, rectangle ass, stop fucking making me stub my toe. But the motherfuckers that start hitting the stanky leg, hopscotching on one foot like the floor is lava, are like, actually have the pain tolerance of a fly. Like, that's actually sad. In public, too. In public, it's even worse. Because in public, I suck it up. I just be like, mm. And then I hit that little sniffle. The sniffle is me sucking up the pain. I don't just, like, start hopping around, start hitting up on cartwheel, doing backflips, and then, like, rolling on the ground like a cockroach. Like, I'm on fire with my stubbed toe. Like, no, bro. You just keep on walking, pussy.

This is so fucking real, like, bro, you don't understand how fucking real this shit is, and like, I don't even know, like, I'd be turning around and start fucking insulting the shit out of this bitch, cause no way you'd just fucking stab me, in my fucking toe, right? And like, fucking... Like, this ain't no fucking... This ain't no fucking... This ain't no fucking... This ain't no fucking...

Oh my god, fuck, fuck, it feels so good, oh my god, give me that dick, daddy, oh my god I'm gonna go, oh my god, I'm just gonna go, fuck