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Hey, do you have an ******** page? Yeah. I have an ******** page. Yeah.

You should definitely subscribe to me, I make really good content, one of my videos, I once made my dog lick peanut butter off my toes, and then, oh yeah, remember I was really bored, so I took a pickle and just rubbed it against my arm, and then I ate it, and I do a lot of other good stuff, like, you know, fun videos, you should check it out.

So, on ** ********, I got a turtle to, uh, you know, suck me, and basically, you know, my thing got hard, and he bit it off, cause he thought it was like a chew toy. Kind of like when a dog sees a bone, but, you know, that's, uh, the sad story. Now I don't have one. Now I'm sad.

I bet you it wasn't even a turtle, or a snapping turtle for that matter, it was a tiny wee terrapin.