My poo is always blue. Why?

Well, maybe your poo has severe depression. Maybe you should put it on antidepressants, and your poo will be happy.

That's nasty I don't want to know that

You might be a smurf.

do you eat blue Takis cuz that'll do it

I think that's because you drink too much poof juice when you're out clubbing, and you club quite a lot, probably meaning that you use a hole, most likely use a hole.

I think that's because you drink too much poof juice when you're out clubbing, and you club quite a lot, probably meaning that you use a hole, most likely use a hole.