Your face is disgusting. I'm playing. We welcome to our own opinions.

Alright bro, you can keep slurping up your tomato night and I'll just keep being over here like a giga chad eating my mustard.

I like how you said tomato because at least I know what the fuck I'm eating bro. What even is mustard bro? Is that some like cow shit? I don't even know what the fuck mustard is bro. At least I know what ketchup slurp shit It is like I don't even know what the fuck mustard is

Bro, you realize mustard is literally just mustard seeds with vinegar, right? It's in the name. Mustard.

Exactly, who the fu- I guarantee you, I guarantee you I am not alone in this. What the fuck is mustard? What the fuck is mustard, bro? You want me to say that shit again? What the fuck is mustard? I am not alone in this, I promise you I am not alone in this. Nobody knows what the fuck mustard is, bro. They just know mustard as the sauce, so if you tell me that it comes from mustard seeds, I didn't even know mustard was a thing and it had seeds, bro. I didn't know mustard was anything other than the fucking shitty-ass sauce it is.

Bro, what are you talking about? I just, it's mustard, it's from the mustard plant, it's mustard seeds ground up with vinegar, what you talking about?

And what do you mean? What am I talking about? I'm saying what the fuck is mustard bro. Nobody knows that shit's a plant I'm from I promise you this Nobody knows that mustard is a plant if you ask somebody. What is mustard? They're gonna say it's that shitty ass sauce type shit. I don't even know what you would call a condiment. It's that shitty ass condiment nobody knows Mustard is a plant. I promise you man. I promise you

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie my boy, that's just a you problem, cause literally mustard is made here in the US, like southern states make mustard, Canada makes mustard, Nepal makes mustard, there's like 5 species of mustard plants, like I feel like you alone on this one bro.

You're biased. You like pizza. Tomatoes have pizza. Or pizza has tomatoes.

*****, who the fuck is talking about pizza? We're talking about mustard or ketchup.

Alright. Relax, Crystal. You're pushing the line, pal. You're lucky I'm chill right now. ******.