I agree that is where coca-cola comes from if it's on the internet, then it must be true

What do you think, Garnet Clowns? I think they need to check the carbonation.

Alright then, who wants some bottle of Coca-Cola then? Sorry, that was a dead fucking joke. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, who wants some Coca-Cola?

yeah bro this is real coca-cola comes from real slurm slurm

Cola, cola, cola, cola, cola.

Bro really you had to think about coca-cola like that like now I can never drink coca-cola Cuz I'm gonna remind myself that there's damn whatever you want to call the chupacabra looking ass polar bear You know just took like a bunch of dingleberries shit it out, and it looks like coca-cola Thanks for ruining my coca-cola experience