I'd rather stay white. I mean, if I was to want to be black, it would only be because, like, they're more stealthy at night time. Like, I can blend in at night time. Like, people say, oh, we can blend in at day time. No, we can't. We can't blend in at day time. We're still spotted during the day. But black people, they're hard to spot at night time. So, I mean, that's a camouflage win if I've ever fucking seen one.

I'm black upper middle class black person. The fuck was the point in the hashtag epic and fun? This isn't epic nor fun. What is up with people and race? Why is it such an age-old question? What is the difference nowadays? Oh, I can't say the n-word. Oh, I don't get- I gotta live on welfare. Like those really like the second one kind of has a problem the first one not as not as much but it's like

So, I'd rather be an orangutan, uh, because, you know, he's orange, and he's fluffy, and he swings from tree to tree. Okay, that's enough said.

I want to be all the colors. I want to be the rainbow.

I'd rather be a tree, help these humans get more oxygen in their brains. Peace!