Rest in peace.

Literally, like, the other night, I had a dream about, um, having a bunch of hamsters in my closet. There was, like, there was, like, fucking ten of those fuckers, and I stepped on one, and I killed it. Um, so, I-I get where you're coming from, but damn, you must have a fat ass if you killed that fucker.

I did not mean to press the review button, my bad.

Why can't hamsters ever just die naturally? Well then he's gonna die in the most ridiculous circumstances like getting blown up or drowned.

why do hamsters always have the most gruesome deaths like oh my god what do y'all be doing to these animals jeez poor hamsters honestly

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