I think it would have to be my life.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face rehab was supposed to be a fresh start but no matter how many starts i get there's always the same ending everything falls apart and i end up alone

your mom

best joke, my favorite one so far is not even a joke it's just funny to me all right we got the Joe Biden method if anyone's ever trying to gaslight you you just pull a Joe Biden method you look at him with this thousand-yard stare and act like they have no idea what the fuck you're talking they're talking about like you just don't you could this is also used as a gaslighting method but I just think it's very funny

Why did the guy fall down? Cuz he had no legs

I saw a depressed kid on the side of the road, so I threw a lamp at him. I'm pretty sure it brightened up his day.

I second that, bro's life's a joke.

10 plus 10 is 20, but why 11 plus 11 is 22?

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