Hold up, you've got to be raising me in Ohio's skim, segma, skibbity toilet.

No, if she would have touched me like that, I swear she's going to have to count her dates. Because we don't do that. Why would you even jump out the TV? What's that one movie she played in? And then that lady, that black girl that was playing in it, and then she smacked the TV with the fly hitter thing. If she would have count her days, if that would ever happen to me, she would have touched me.