The devil is a liar. God on top, Jesus on top. You know, you know. I love Jesus. I love Jesus. Love, love, love. Love Jesus. Amen.

Honey, I already sold my soul back in the 30s. Why didn't you tell me this shit until now? God damn it!

Okay, so like I've heard this a lot, but what is that? What is something is so even me like like Yo, I don't know

Well, I hate to break it to you, but our parents sold our souls when we were infants, you know When they pricked your foot and then they stamped it with ink on a piece of paper Yeah, they pretty much don't tell you why they do that, you know They claim that it's to check your blood for whatever oxygen etc, etc But we all know that that paperwork goes somewhere because you can't go through a water system Aka your mother's water breaking without being accounted for on this planet You're welcome

Somebody be posting them signs all over L.A. like, we buy souls. I need to call, find out who that is. I don't know, I don't want no ******. That might be some D-Wed phone shit, facts, man.