Girl, be so for real. Look at my other posts that you literally are spamming on all the time. Be for real.

Dude, don't even be talking. Like, the way you talk, one, it sounds like you have no teeth. That is disgusting. Like, I'd be embarrassed to even talk at that point. I can imagine your face probably looks like you got stung by a whole beehive. So, if you're gonna be talking shit, make sure you don't sound like a 70 year old grandma. Be real.

Man, if you're gonna be talking shit, make sure you don't look like a goddamn Muppet, Elmo-looking motherfucker.

In all honesty, I'd rather look like that than sound like my grandma's coochie after she's birthed 12 kids.