Don't act fucking picky bitch like you have options.

Are you upset because you a picky ass bitch?

I don't think anyone's going to date you regardless with those standards.

Take your ugly ass back to Tinder.

*****, I know you not talking when you look like R.O.S.E. from Monsters, Inc. Like that shit baffles me and beyond insane and crazy.

Yo, bro, you recording off a Android you wouldn't even be able to play iMessage games if you wanted to *****

Okay, my girl

Yo, C-17 gang, don't go out like that.