good morning this is the motherfucking Petticopter and I'd like to give y'all this PSA please stop the fucking capping seriously y'all motherfuckers spend way too much goddamn time on the internet on social media just capping y'all's asses off looking for fucking validation oh I have my own business I got this I got that oh my life is fabulous I see I attend events who walk the BAM and all this other shit no one gives a fuck seriously who are you trying to convince are you trying to convince yourself that your life is awesome or are you trying to convince other people