Yo, is that your dad?

I ain't finna hop on yo dad's ass, *****, first of all, you cute, but, ay, yo dad got some hairy-ass titties, bro, what the fuck, bro, if I smacked that ***** on the forehead and I put a suction cup on that bitch, could I drag that ***** around? Ugly, *****, that ***** look like his dick 2 centimeters, lookin' ass, *****, look at him archin' his back on his phone, lookin' at old ladies on Tinder, lookin' ass, *****, ugly, he look like a 50% pedophile that picks kids up in Vans while they built-ass, *****, look at that, *****, ew, fuckin' thin, fat nose, *****, look at this fuckin' guava juice.