We know who you are. This is not a secret.

that's a massager like you both like massage your legs or your arms i mean you could use it for that bro but i doubt people using that no i don't doubt that

how you sound exactly the way you sound this is why you can't post a secret and not like screen your voice mysterious

Bro, I don't know what a massager looks like.

Your voice is so distinct that there is only one you. I definitely know who this is too. Facts 100.

Bro, that's a muscle therapy machine for athletes.