Man, I wish somebody would slap the royalty right out of that punk. Why do we permit royalty in this day and age? I mean, really? Really? Off with their heads.

I love saying something that sounds like a compliment, but it's a very active insult, such as, That's a face worth punching.

And another thing, Dave, you know full well the lesson of history. Those who live by the sword die by the sword. Those who use violence to get their aims will get violence done to them when other people want to oppose them. Those who live by the sword die by the sword. Societies that encourage violence and force to get their way are never healthy.