What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Like a lot of us. No offence.

what do you call a cancer child? a late abortion

Why... why they call it the microwave? Because microwaves can't even wave at you.

I wouldn't really consider this a joke, but when I was a kid, a dude roast this kid and basically told him that his mom was getting pounded in the next room, and the kid couldn't understand it, but everyone else, including me, could understand it, and we're laughing hella hard.

I was going to make a website for orphans, but there wasn't going to be a homepage.

Why can't orphans play baseball?