Okay, so if I gave you the biggest, juiciest, my mediest, juiciest, greasiest, thickest taco in front of you and I said, eat it. But then I said, or would you rather stroke, like just gently caress my beautiful moustache in your fingers? What are you choosing?

See the notification for this popped up my phone and I thought I was gonna say stroke something else but I'll take a mustache

I'm picking the mustache.

There's a Benicia why don't I just do both

I want to talk about the photo I want to

Maybe stroke your mustache

Please my good man, why you forcing these good decisions on me? I just want both. Why can't I get both? Just let me stroke that mustache and slide that. What the fuck?

Enough

Um, mustache.

I want taco bell

To be honest man, I'll make out with you.