When I walk around campus and like go to class, I suddenly feel this passion to run for USG and enact change to ban electric scooters because those hoes always try to run me over. It's never that serious to get to class.

no seriously like it's literally terrifying I can't

Bro, I swear people go on that like 20 miles per hour acting like they're not gonna kill someone. They need to stop.

Hey, don't hate it. If you had the scooter, you would use it too. Best way to get across campus.

Don't hate the players, hate the game.