Yeah, so there was a time during rush week where I was staying the night with this one girl and we just came from a party. Long story short, I ended up pissing in the bed and woke her up and she ended up throwing up all over the bed so that was kind of like the last time we ever talked.

My friend, we were at this party and we were all chilling and everything and then all of a sudden my one friend had a salt lamp and the drunk girl went over there and pissed on the salt lamp and threw up on it. That poor fucking salt lamp.

bro fumbled you really fumbled that bag bro that bitch is empty now it's dumped all over the floor just like her vomit

I am not gonna lie, you could not torture that information out of me.

I'm gonna fuck it out of you, daddy.

See, me, personally, Brad, just, yeah, just try to talk to her now, cuz, you just gotta try.

Oh my god, so this reminds me of a story that my friend told me a couple of years ago. So she went out drinking with her boyfriend and when he got back home and went to bed, he woke up in the middle of the night and just pissed all over her and the bed. And because them two was like so drunk, they just continued to like sleep in the bed. She didn't break up with him there and then either, it took him like months to break up after that. But I could definitely not look at her the same way as I did before, like that's grim.