Look, here's the deal. I know you're trying to be funny, but we're talking about jobs. Drug dealing is not a job.

Yeah it does but then when you get caught you're gonna go to jail for like your whole life or whatever so it's not worth it.

$9.50 an hour? Damn, I get paid $16 an hour and that's minimum wage.

I'll join your Saving the Trees Foundation if you join my forest restoration project. Saving the trees. Saving the soil. Saving the ocean. Now that's priceless.