They probably can't get any friends, like, that's why they can't leave their friend group, or else they're just by themselves.

That's tough buddy

Real, real, real.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

It's really not, why would you be fake friends with people that you don't like? And if you don't have anyone else to be friends with, then what's the point? You don't need other people in your life. You don't need validation from others. You don't need entertainment from others. You can have yourself and anything else. You can educate yourself. You can have pets. You can grow plants. There are so many other things to do than be preoccupied with the attention of other people.

Okay, but it's really not that serious though, like, just get some friends. You don't have friends, just get friends.

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Come on bro, what the fuck are you talking about? Humans are meant to be loved, and loving someone. You know, don't you even heard about Adam and Eve? We are made to be loved, and, you know, loving someone. We need that in our life, all the time, I think.

You just copied Spider-Man

Don't mind me, just eating.

For real, me too. I love to eat all of my friends because they're so juicy and so nutritious. I love to eat them all, you know. I just, I just be feasting on all my friends. I be feasting on them. I eat them to the bone.

Well, do you care to pass me the remote, cause I'm trying to watch Family Guy.

Girl, what is that pick-me-voice?

How about you start caring enough to lose some weight? You bring the power of 37 colossal titans down your staircase.