I will slap the shit out of this dude with my dick, swear.

If I could slap people through my phone, this would be the perfect chance. Like, just look at his face. It's shaped like a box. It's so perfect to slap, bro. Like... And he's pale. Like, there would be a big red spot and shake my hand on the side of his face. But I'll slap this dude so hard... Hehehe! I'll slap him so hard he'll grow. Hehehe!

Oh my god, why is Ryan Diamond on here?

Those are some real bars right there.

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