Hello, it's Joe, and it's all because of Obama's wife.

Did you eat it though?

I ain't gonna lie, hell yeah I ate. Cause I was so hungry, like I didn't eat the night before. Like I didn't eat since lunch from the previous day, so I had to eat something. But like, it was still nasty and it had my stomach bubbling.

Did you eat these nuts?

Actually, I'm Joe Biden, and I'm sitting in the Oval Office tracking you down currently, so you better watch out.

Nah, bro, what?

All day, day, day. All day, day, day. All day, day, day. All day, day, day. All day, day, day.

dude that makes the same sound as my yodeling pickle

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think you did it lil bro.

Hey, what's up dude?

Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!

Oh

What's up, dude?

Nobody sitting in those godforsaken bathrooms. Those things started global warming.

if you're busting to use the bathroom then use it but like I usually only use it for peeing but like I don't know your choice I don't care it's disgusting but clean it then

For real, bro, like, people need to start normalizing shitting at school. Cause, like, what's so wrong about it? Like, literally no one cares. If you have to go, then, like, you have to go. Like, I'm not about to shit in my pants.

Why do you sound like a little child? Why?

And why do you sound like a child too?

Um, I'm 17.

No, don't do that.