my ***** it's just a whale those *****s are pacifists my ***** he's just fucking jumping out to say hello to the weird-ass hairless monkeys that are watching him bro just leave him be it's not like it's fucking godzilla he's not gonna fucking cut you in half or some shit

What if that ***** jumps on top of you like what if the whale jumps on and on you?

You just catch it, dumbass.

Your mom is a dumbass. I would fuck the shit out of your mom.

My *****, you're corny as fuck. Like, you're out here correcting people on whales when you know damn well that whales can jump on top of you and cause havoc. Like, you're corny as fuck. Like, just the way you talk, I know you have some sort of fucking undiagnosed autism. Your nose is big as fuck too. Like, shut the fuck up. I'd fuck the shit out of your mom.