Hey, so I'm about to like hop off the phone and play some Breath of the Wild But like before I go, you know, there's a lot of British people on this app talking trash to me And you know, you know what? I love my British people like y'all motherfuckers need a little HP vandaag ich na idol

America!

Legalized nuclear bombs.

No taxation without representation.

Freedom with America!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America oh shit I forgot to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Hey, what's up, people? America, that's why I came here to get the freedom because I owe some people money in the cartel in Mexico. Yeah

LIKE THE FUCK IS A COLLECT!

To freedom!

On this side. Yep. Wow, that's crazy. Like, are you okay? I don't think you're okay.

I'm telling you right fucking now Eddie British motherfucker wants to talk shit to Eddie American motherfucker I will like to you to look at a goddamn food options beans and fucking toast he'll fucking no way get out of here