Okay, some of you know me, some of you don't. Oh, I can't believe I'm going to do this. If I was put in jail, what do you think I would have been put in jail for? Please be slightly nice with the answers.

Well, if it was in stereo jail, it'd be not playing the fucking messages, clearly, because you don't get to the messages quick enough. If it was real jail, probably, I don't know, like smuggling gerbils out of the country into another country. If they patted you down, they wouldn't find any. I'll leave it up to the discretion of the listener of this message to identify where she smuggled them. In what, Orifice?