Well, you see, I had done washed my ass two times because, well, I don't want to talk about it really, but yeah, two times.

HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT?

I HAVE MY SOAP AND WATER READY! DO IT! COME HERE!

Good work. Good work.

Now, do you also go like a knuckle deep when you're washing just to make sure everything's all nice and ship-shaped down there, you know?

Well, good job, good job. Way to work on that. Way to maintain that hygiene and that personal cleanliness.

Oh Dave, I appreciate you for appreciating my cleanliness, yes, happy Tuesday!

Oh, I like it. I like it. So not only a little scrub-a-dub-dub in the tub-a-tub-tub, but uh, you know, a little, uh, a little cleanse with some holy water, right? Get out those nasty bits.

Well, you know what they say, shit happens.

No, you see I had washed it last Tuesday, so I'm good for a minute.

about to go get a bacon egg and cheese before I was so rudely interrupted I don't know if I'm leaving the house today man I really don't so I might not wash my ass today honestly I washed very thoroughly yesterday I may not leave if I leave definitely of course but may not leave then take a shower tomorrow morning you know

You, my friend, win the Most Honest Reply Award.

Shut the fuck up, bruh, shut the fuck up

Yes, well as a matter of fact, you know, I washed twice because, well, well let's not talk about that, that's a whole other story. But anyway, you raising some crotch critters down there?

Perfect. Good job, good job. Way to go.