What's good, Sterl? It's Miss Petty Wimpush. I want to hear it. Let me know what was the most pettiest thing you've ever done. When have you had a petty moment? Leave a message. Let's go.

I was pissed off at my cousin so I put a couple of ice cubes on her ceiling fan directly above her bed so all night she kept feeling drops but she ain't know where it was coming from which is so damn dumb right but I seen her like twitch every time she couldn't believe it she was like where the fuck is all this water coming from she never even thought to look up on the ceiling fan

My petty moment was just watching her get frustrated. Ha! Good, bitch. Good. Ha ha!

Ooh, a petty moment. Let me see. This was years ago. I guess I got into it with a boyfriend. I wasn't receiving the affection and the attention that I felt I deserved. And he was more so focused on his looks, how he looked externally. A narcissist. And he was really obsessed with his shoe collection. I hid all of his left shoes in a tote in his basement.

I don't have that many petty moments but this one time I was beefing with my ex and he said he was gonna leave so I said all right I took all his jeans and cut all the pockets out so he could have some assless chaps like Prince.

Que lo que, what's going on, Ladybug Fox, man. See, I ain't petty. I ain't petty, I ain't never, you know. Yeah, nah, it just ain't for me. Life is too beautiful for all that. Ya tu sabe, que lo que, que lo what, que la vaina. Que lo que, shout out to you, love.

Petty moment for me was back in my younger days in the military where Buddy and I went out to the club. He scored. I didn't score. He wanted to use my barracks room with this girl. Somehow I quietly got in that room and I waited and just as they were about to do their thing, I just jumped up out of nowhere and startled the girl and she was like, what the fuck? And I was like, yeah.