I can just tell he uses that fucking schnauzer to sniff some hot-ass shit fresh from your ass cheeks just incubated in your large intestine freshly squeezed Fit to perfection the perfect round shape of nice little shit nice and soft, but not so soft That's the liquid but not too hard that you're shitting out a fucking rock and once you shit it in the toilet He likes to give it a little sniff test before he goes in and devours it like a fucking Twinkie

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It's too adorable. I love your pets