What are some funny ways you answer the phone from an unknown number? I'm gonna give some of mine's you can just remove my name from the beginning of it, but you can use it as well and Sometimes they don't call back

Powers from our home, when you kill them we chill them.

Here's another one. Power to sperm bank. You jack them, we pack them. How may we help you?

Roadkill Cafe, you killin' we grillin', home of the squirrel chutnick and the mocha bobs, what do you have?

Are you being pestered by insurance companies and yet you don't have a claim? Leave it with me. Give me your name and your address and I'll be around with a hammer and I'll give you some injuries you truly can claim for.

Power Word's funeral home caskets or mice make you wanna die twice

Powers Funeral Home where your life ends our day begins. How may we help you?

I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want. If it's money you're looking for I can tell you now I don't have any. What I do have is a very special type of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Hello, this is a COVID vaccination sensor. Do you realize you can now contract COVID by talking to someone with COVID on the phone? I'm sorry, you're just being quarantined.

Power is funeral home. If you can't have a seat, we'll put you six feet.

Elmo's speaking. Um, I think you got the wrong number. Uh... Elmo's gonna go. Bye!