That ain't spider-man, that's blow-man. Get it? Blow-man? Cause look at his mouth, it looks like there's gonna be a shovel. Torch up in there. Who fuckin' wears that shit? That's so sad. Poor guy. He must've thought that shit was a joke when he had to wear that shit.

He looks like the man off of a TV show. I don't know why he ain't from a TV show. He's from the imaginary friends.

Oh my god, like, really? Oh my god.

My name is Peter Parker, and I am the Amazing Spider-Man.