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In second grade I pissed myself and my crush at the time tried to clean it up Using paper towels and he touched it and I was like what the fuck are you doing? He said oh, it's just water because I told everyone it was water and my teacher yelled at me But that's only because I was too scared to ask for the use of the bathroom. not my fault.
When I was younger I was having ice cream and I saw a bird on the ground with a broken wing so I picked the side picture of the bird and ripped his head off yeah and then I went back in my ice cream
There is this one time I was riding on the alley on my bike and I see his ride and so I wanted to run it over so I did and unfortunately it died so I am taking selfies of it dead