I would.

Hey teacher, teacher, teacher, y'all, it's him, it's right there, the man in the pajamas, the man in the black sweater, the man in the black jacket, it was him, I saw him do it.

Nah, now y'all some delinquents. I'm about to fucking contact your school right now and tell them about that shit. The fuck is you doing? This is your teacher's property. The fuck is you doing? Put that shit back where it fucking belongs. This is not yours, bro. That's coming out of their own paycheck, their own money, they worked hard for that shit. The fuck is you doing? You're not funny, bro. Ain't no one laughing at you. Damn! Put that shit back, or I'll have to get involved. I'm about to contact your school. The fuck is you doing? I'm about to come there, I'm about to beat your ass myself, get that shit back myself. How about that? Damn!