I kind of wanna see what people is like response will be to this but what is the secret that you've never told anybody else

Alright, so one of my secrets is I remember in fifth grade, me and this girl named Bella snuck off to the bathroom and we were kind of spear-matching with chicks and we just finished like said but I've been overspread my asshole and she showed the thumb up my but I kind of farted.