This is what I don't understand. It's like, please, save some for the rest of us. You cannot have the entire female population of the world. My goodness.

Oh, the way that you are biting onto that sheet. Oh, yum

Oh my god, you're so cute. I want you to do very, very naughty things to me. Some very naughty things. I want you to use your sexy, big, muscular arms on me. What did he say? AHHHHH GOD HELP ME!

um I don't know what to say about this except for you look nice

Why in the fuck do you have bigger titties than me?

Oh my god, you're so fucking good looking I want to kill myself but I know that you probably have like a girlfriend or something and you probably have like a girlfriend soon with them fucking looks so I don't even got a chance so, you know, you do you.

Kill me now.