They aren't fighting, they're catfighting because they don't know how to fight correctly.

Nah, but literally that's literally Napoleon Dynamite fighting like blow this comment up. Come on now. We all know it

What the fuck are the theater people doing, man? They should be taking out the trash and the recycle. They should be taking the dishes to the dish station, and they should be gathering the checks. Like, what the fuck are they doing? Homeboys, get on your job. Or else I'll do something naughty. Huh? No. Nooooooooooo!

Man, if y'all wanna see a good fight, bro, come to my channel. Not no lame-ass shit like this.

Please tell me that like they're friends and they're doing this like as a joke cuz what the fuck is this