Oh my god, I know how you feel. I am so lightweight and I act a fool giving me two shots and I'm done for the night. I am dancing on top of the fucking tables. I am acting a fool, but I have a blast. I love it. But two drinks and I'm done for the night. I'm talking shots. One drink I'm good with.

Perez Hilton, when the fuck did you hop on this app?

hold on bro i ain't gonna lie bro whenever i was younger like whenever i was born type shit i thought hilton hotels was made by you and i thought that shit was wild no i think i found out it wasn't but hey bro shit