I'm definitely liking your bikini. It's very pretty. I definitely would wear this and it looks great on you. Much love. Dreamy!

Have fun in the sun, and I hope you have fun swimming.

Why wear a bikini? We all know you're not getting in that fucking pool since it would ruin your makeup and make you look like a drowned possum.

Girl, I only have one thing to say.

I mean, damn! That Pooh behind you do be lookin' shiny as fuck.