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The smartest person in my contacts is my cat, Bagel, but her name is actually Sesame Seed Bagel, toasted with cream cheese. The other smartest person on my phone is my other cat, Sylvanus, who seems to have escaped my house, taking a vacation, a bloody vacation. Seems that she's not coming home, she should be coming home soon.

Anyways, if you saw my first comment, my cat is way past her curfew.