Now that's what I call a sandwich. Two pieces of organic white bread. Lettuce, tomato, pickles. Nine pieces of meat. Two different slices of cheese. Cheddar and aged white cheddar. With mayonnaise and Doritos. Now that's a goddamn sandwich.

I need you to send me the information about this sandwich because I want to try it. This looks delicious. The only thing is that I'd probably take out the tomatoes and the pickles. But that's about it. Like everything else about this sandwich looks so good. I'm just glad you made this masterpiece.