J has the best day. I mean, he didn't even get dreaded for real.

What is on your shorts?

Why does your pants have mold on them? Like, do you not wash your pants? There should not be so many white stains on your pants, like, be for real. You really thought that this was what you should've posted? You should've washed your shorts!

I'll be popping bottles, sparkles and champagne, VIP, my sanctioned royalty, looking sexy, you know what I mean.

What is on your shorts? You look like you have cum all over yourself.

Bebop and Bottles, Sparkles and Champagne.